FAQ
Where are you from?
Lol jk, the true answer is here
OHMIGOD why is your English so bad jesus
I DUNNO MAN WERE TRIEIN SO HARD
Could you make more pictures with X or Y?/Could you remake this picture?
We don’t really take requests. Don’t get us wrong, we appreciate your ideas (and we might use some of them if we like them – like the valentine’s day cards) but it would be really lame if we were desperate to make a joke that would please someone else. We just take a look at the picture and we come up with a joke in an instant :D We don’t want to overdo it.
You keep saying “we”… How many people are there?
Four.
Who are you guys?
Why did you start this tumblr?
We make a lot of inside jokes about ski jumping and we wanted to share them with the rest of the fandom. The original idea involved posting paint drawings (focused on some characters other than ski jumpers themselves) only but we figured that a) most of our jokes are impossible to translate to English and b) we shouldn’t make posts about private people (skijumpers’ girlfriends, siblings etc). Too bad cause it was the main focus of pretty much everything we laughed at.
We figured remaking pictures is the best option for this blog.
We just can’t be serious when it comes to ski jumping and the more we like someone the meaner we are (usually).
it doesn’t mean we’re nice to those we don’t like or that we don’t like those people we are nice towards.
can we join you?
no, sorry. we’re ok by ourselves
do you go to see competitions live?
yes, if they’re in Poland. during summer, preferably. we’re busy and broke
It should be “da schlieri”, guys
Da shlieri is a fictional character. So are Koflah, Kimal Stoh, Kranyez, Hilda and many others.
Besides, it’s not like his name’s Schlierenzauer or anything, come on.
Stop posting pictures with X, I don’t like him and it’s not funny and I’m not amused
stahp.
Omgwhydoyouhaterobertkranjecyoufuckinfuck
stahp.